AISubs v3.7
I don't want it! I don't want it!
So, we've just finished part of our first solo tour event!
- Yes! Thank you! - Thank you for having us!
But we still have a lot of videos to film!
- Yes! - Yes!
The reason for that is...
We have a very, very important video prepared for you!
I'm sure you all have used steel knives and knives before...
But those aren't strong because they're made of metal...
It's because skilled craftsmen have been working on them for many years...
That they've been able to make something good out of them.
So we thought that if we worked hard and made something good out of them...
We might be able to make something good out of them, even if it's not metal!
So we're going to use materials that aren't good for knives...
And we're going to mix it up and make something good out of it!
We're going to cut up paper and cucumber...
And we're going to win if we can make something good out of it!
So we've all written down here...
This isn't good for knives!
So we're going to draw it out in order and make something good out of it!
Like this...
Is it a bomb?
Deceive me!
I'm going to cut up a sword!
Ah!
You're going to cut up a sword!
I'm going to cut up a sword!
Why do you think I'm going to cut up a sword?!
I'm going to start from the top!
Two!
One!
Three!
Okay, two...
One...
Three...
And I'm four!
Okay, Shimeika-chan, please announce it for me!
What I'm going to make into a knife...
Is this!
An oblato!
No, no, no...
What is this? Seriously?
- What about me? - This is definitely me!
- Okay, next! - Okay!
This is...
An iPhone!
- What?! - An iPhone?!
- An iPhone?!
Well, you can show off the one you're using right now...
No, I don't want to!
Not at all!
It's a new iPhone 11!
I can't show off the one I'm using right now!
I'm not an iPhone 11!
I'm Japanese!
What is this?
Well, this is me, but...
I think it's pretty easy!
- Okay, I'll go next! - Okay!
This is...
A samba!
- Ah! - There it is!
- A samba! - There it is!
- It's a samba you wrote yourself! - That's amazing!
From a story-telling point of view...
If it's a samba, it's gotta be a katana!
Seriously?!
- It's a treasure! - It's impossible!
In New Guns, there's a frozen bucket in Monhan's experience.
- There's a taxi and all. - Yeah.
- That means you can do it! - You can do it!
- And look! "Autumn's Katana Samba"! - Yeah!
- You wrote it yourself! - Yeah! "Autumn's Katana Samba"!
- And last but not least... - What is it?
- Oh! "Chinmou"! - It's "Chinmou"!
- It's "Chinmou"!
- I thought so much about this! - Me too!
- It's a pain in the ass! - Yeah!
- It's a pain in the ass! - It's funny!
- How do you do it? - So...
- When we go to the next shoot, let's bring back all four of them! - Okay!
- So... - You can do it!
Ouch!
- We've trained them! - We're amazing!
- We're amazing!
- Should we start with "Ikete Sou"? - Let's start with "Ikete Sou"!
- It was hard for me. - Yeah.
- It's hard to cut. - Okay, we'll start cutting.
- Okay.
- Here's the knife I made. - Here's the knife I made.
- Here it is!
- Where is it? - It's right here.
- Wow! - I see!
- It looks like it can be cut! - It's sharp!
- It looks like it can be cut! - It's scary!
- It looks like a prison weapon. - It's made of steel.
- Okay, "iPhone" team. - We're going to make "iPhone 6" into "hamonda".
- We've disassembled it before, so we know what we're doing.
- Ta-da! - Since we're making "hamonda" this time...
- We'll remove the hard parts first. - We'll remove the hard parts first.
- We'll make it completely "hamonda" this time.
- It's hard! - We'll make the back part "hamonda" and the top "hamonda" and we'll try to make it like this.
- We'll continue to sharpen it and finish it up!
- That's it for "iPhone" team.
- What are you going to cut?
- Well... - This is it.
- This is it.
- I'll have you cut this part. - Can you cut it?
- Oh, wow! - That's a good job!
- This banana hasn't ripened yet, so it's hard. - It's hard!
- Please cut it. - Yes.
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're cutting it nicely. - You're cutting it really nicely.
- Oh! - You're cutting it nicely.
- It doesn't look crushed at all. - Isn't the design line pretty good?
- Yeah. - The design is good. - It's cool. - It's cool, isn't it?
- It looks like it's a little stronger. "Avoid cheese". Can you cut this too? - Oh!
- I'll cut it. - Oh! - Oh!
- Wow! - This is completely ham. - That's right!
- It's dangerous! - It's dangerous. - It's dangerous!
- Well, we know that you can make your own monocular ham, so...
- These three don't seem like it. - No, I'm a little...
- I'll tell you where it is. - What? - Is an oblate knife possible? - No, an oblate knife is okay.
- My oblate knife... - Here it is!
- Huh? - Huh? - Oh, but... - It's right here!
- It's hard! - Oh! - Wow!
- This is the material of the knife. - An oblate knife!
- Oh, this object doesn't make sense, does it? - I'll eat all of the oblate.
- I ate it. - My poop may be wrapped in an oblate and come out.
- First of all, I prepared this oblate. - An oblate is actually a starch powder.
- So, if you heat it up, it becomes a puff pastry. - You put the puff pastry in this mold and it hardens.
- Then you shape it into a knife shape and eat it. - Okay, I'll heat it up.
- I'll eat this. - First, I'll put in 8 million yen of oblate.
- I'll wait for the oblate to harden. - It's hardened like this.
- It's pretty hard! - Huh? Huh? Huh?
- It's all paper inside. - I think it's better to leave it like this.
- I'll cool it in the fridge for now. - I said it!
- It's this! - I'll sharpen it.
- Wait, will it return to its original shape because of the friction heat? - Will it break?
- Isn't it really sharp here?
- It's as sharp as a stone
- I'll sharpen it and it'll be done
- It looks hard - If you try to melt it, it'll melt
- Maybe you can't melt it - What's this big one?
- This is an object
- Ready, set, go!
- Oh, but...
- Wow!
- Well, well, well...
- Will it break? - I don't think it'll break
- Oh, it's sharp - Oh, well...
- It looks a little ugly from the cross section
- It looks like it's crushed from the middle
- I think it's lost its teeth - I'll try putting in the cheese
- Oh, it's hard - This is hard
- It's not going in - Oh, this one's not going in
- Oh, it's crushed - Oh, it's crushed
- The limit of an oblate is a banana - Yeah
- Now, the question is... - It's from here - It's from here
- Which one will go first? - I think you should go first
- You can go first, it's not an honor - No, it's not an honor
- Okay, shall we go? - Yeah
- It smells good, doesn't it? - Yeah, it does - It smells good
- It smells really good - I'll open it now
- Okay - This is the sanma knife I made
- Ta-da!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is the limit - It's sharp - You made it with sanma
- The shape is working hard
- The shape is becoming a knife
- It's for two sanma - Wow!
- Okay, it's the pajama team - First, cut it into three pieces
- Separate the flesh and bones - Mix the flesh with a mixer
- Put it around the bone in the shape of a knife
- Make it crispy with a hair dryer - Whip it with a tonkatsu
- Let it condense more and more - Finally, sharpen it with a razor
- Let's cut it into three pieces
- Gori gori gori and gori gori gori - It's perfect, isn't it wonderful?
- The back bones are extracted like this - Ta-da!
- Okay - Can you see it?
- It looks like it's been hardened
- We've extracted only this part of the sword
- Let's attach it around the back bones
- Okay, we were able to make this person out of nothing
- It's not bad at all
- If you look at it like this, you can see the blade completely
- Let's see how it is, and then we'll do various things
- Let's take a break for now
- Let's cut it
- Can you say "cut it"?
- It's hard until you bring it to where you say "cut it"
- It's still there, it's a prototype - It's already a sword
- Here we go - One, two...
- Huh? - Do your best!
- It's nothing! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- But it's hard here, it's hard here - Wow
- We did it! - We did it!
- I'm so happy - I'm so happy
- You cut it that much?
- Can I remove the body? - Yeah, you can remove the body
- There's someone who can do it by himself - That's strong
- Ah, it's over - Ah, it's over
- It's over - It's over
- This material wasn't good - You're the one who lost
- Okay, this is the last one - Yes - It's human hair
- From now on, we won't use a blade-wielding swordsman's sword, but we'll change it
- We can't change it! - We can't change it!
- We can't change it - But we'll bring it anyway - Yes
- Please open your eyes! - One, two...
- Huh? - Huh?
- What's this? - It's creepy - Isn't it amazing?
- It's amazing - This is...
- Yes - Yes, it's Team Minimaru
- Look at this - This
- A lot of human hair
- I called a hairdresser and asked for their cooperation
- So I bought a pipe finish
- With the pipe finish, I'll melt the hair first and then use the liquid to harden it
- I'll put it in - Huh?
- About this much? - An hour has passed
- It became like this - Wow!
- Gelatin - Hardened gelatin is...
When water flies, it becomes hard
I made a mold
I'll pour it in this mold and harden it
Let's put it all in
Yes, I put it all in
- It's like this - Yeah
But at first glance...
It looks like there's a fashionable knife like this
Please be careful of this
- It's a common one - Yeah, it's dangerous
- Then I'll hold it like this - Yes
I'll put it in
- Wow! - Wow!
- Wait a minute - Wow!
- Wow!
I knew this would happen
- Yes - I noticed it in the middle
I improved the leftover ingredients and made it
- Oh, in a different direction - Yes, in a different direction
This is the second one I made
- Wow! - Wow!
- What? - Hahaha!
- It's different - Well, it's not hard enough
I made it harder and added more dryness
But it feels different
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's a little hard - It's a little hard
- Gummy? - What?
- It stinks! - It stinks!
- It's usually... - Red
What are you going to do with the gummy hair?
I came for a rubber mat championship
- Hahaha! - No, no, no!
- I'm going to have you cut up a banana - Wow!
- Please do it - Yes
- I'll cut it around here - Yes, I'll cut it
- If a miracle happens, I can do it - Oh!
- I think you can do it
- You can do it! - You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
- Wow! - Wow!
I crushed the last one a little
- But it went in at first - Yes
- It became soft as soon as it got wet - It became soft
- The hair didn't go into the gummy - That's good!
- If you have the skills, you might be able to do it - You might be able to do it
- You worked hard - It was fun to do it
- It was fun - Yes
- If you feel like it, you can try making a gummy bear - Yes
- There are probably a lot of more fun things - Hahaha!
- I think you can do more fun things than this - Yes
- It's done, so don't do dangerous things - Yes
- Please enjoy it safely - Yes
- This has been the suspicious group - Yes
Bye bye!